ā˜• ThrottleHausā„¢ ā€œKrampus Karamel Latteā€

Sweet, Sinful, and Slightly Possessed

A caramel latte so rich it’ll have you confessing to the barista. Built on ThrottleHausā„¢ Caramel Coffee, this drink walks the line between cozy and chaos — warm caramel, winter spice, and just a whisper of danger.

Ingredients

šŸ”„ Coffee Base


1 cup freshly brewed ThrottleHausā„¢ Caramel Coffee


1 tablespoon brown sugar or toffee syrup


¼ teaspoon ground nutmeg


1 pinch sea salt

🧁 Cream & Topping


½ cup steamed milk (oat, whole, or almond)


2 tablespoons caramel sauce


Whipped cream (optional… but why would you skip it?)


Drizzle of caramel and dust of cinnamon for finish

🄃 Adult Add-Ons (Optional)


1 ounce Baileys Irish Cream – smooth and cozy


½ ounce dark rum – for the bold and reckless


1–2 drops THC tincture – if your holidays require ā€œenhanced relaxationā€

Always start small with THC — this isn’t a race, it’s a ride.

Instructions


Brew the Base:

Make a strong cup of ThrottleHausā„¢ Caramel Coffee — this is your foundation.


Mix the Flavor:

Stir in brown sugar (or toffee syrup), nutmeg, and salt while it’s hot.


Steam the Milk:

Heat milk until frothy. Slowly pour into your mug while whispering something unholy about your to-do list.


Add the Edge:

Stir in Baileys or rum (or both, we won’t judge).

Drop in your THC tincture if using. Swirl gently — not vigorously — to preserve that creamy finish.


Crown It:

Top with whipped cream, a caramel drizzle, and a light dusting of cinnamon.

Flavor Notes

Warm caramel hugs your taste buds, a hint of rum lingers like a bad idea, and that THC undertone makes the world slow down just enough for the lights to twinkle a little brighter.

āš ļø ThrottleHausā„¢ Disclaimer

We are not responsible for YOUR adult behavior.

Caffeine, THC, and alcohol don’t mix for amateurs. Respect the brew.